NEWSISSIMO ! with your commentato magnificato GIACOMO Z…..

Careful Brits

I see that the British coppers are getting strict about usin mobile phones in the car. It is terrible that people are killed by stupid drivers.

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But you know I am tuttoly amazed the way you Brits weesh to be so careful in the streets. You donna seem to be capable of doo in any more than just one fing at a time.

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You ave this tunnel vision. If you are on the phone you can no drive as well. You will nock over sum kids or old laydeez. You av laws to stop you doin it – and very good it is as well – if you can no be trusted to talk and drive at the same time.

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Wot makes Brits so bad at beein in the streets? Everyfin must be so carefully organised. Praps this give you the bad abits and cawses you to av to be controlled by police all the time.

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In Italia everyfin is more jumbly-tumbly. You wanna cross the road? You just walk across. People in cars know that this appens all the time. So they look out.

.They care for slow people. You see an old bloke on a walkin frame and you stop to let im across. The over drivers wait as well.

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In UK the poor bloke would wait at the side of the road for ever cos the drivers don’t expect blokes like that to try to cross cos the driver he doesn’t expect it and would just knock im over.

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Same for everyone else. They av to av special light crossin places in UK. In Italia you just cross where you want and the cars know to drive around you.

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We Italians are much betta at wot you call the multi-taskin. We av so much betta streetwise knowhow. We can manage with fone-and-drivin-and-gettin-cut-up-and-blowin-the-orn and-missin-the-walkers-and talkin-to passengers all at the same time.

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And you know what? We still av less than the one pedestrian per 100,000 killed every year. UK is slightly lower but Italy as so much more activity in the streets and narrow istoric towns where drivin and walkin goes on all muddled up together.

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So in Italia nearly everyone is drivin around usin the mobile fone. Its Ok. We av bin allowed to lern ow to do it. Its not a problem.

.We don’t av nanny police tellin us ow to do things. We learn the skills and we can be really good at not makin the accidents.

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We av great vision and awareness cos we av been left alone to lern it all.

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So – why do you Brits allow yourselves to be so controlled?

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