NEWSISSIMO ! with your commentato magnificato GIACOMO Z…..
Il mio amico!!!
E is gonna be great ! That – ow you call im – Donny the Strumpet – e oo wun that USA thingy on the telly last year.
E is makin friends with the Russians and the Chinese – IF THEY DO AS E SEZ.
My sort of guy!
E will stamp is foot and thump is shoe on the table so that they will ave to do what e wants.
.If that don’t work e will old is breff till e goes more redder.
.If that don’t work e can also you know use is tufty blonde air as a weapon of mass destruction. (There is a cruise missile idden where is brain used to be).
Any ow – lets ope that the world will follow im and crush all them black beetles that are crawling all over out of that Middle East place.
I don’t wanna im to tell me ‘Your’e Fired! ‘ so if you fink like me – just play Follow My Leader and be a appy little Strumpette.
Finalmente – I just saw this old picture in my grandad’s scrapbook. I like the look of im and want to share it wiv my readers…….