BARMY MUSINGS by HERCULES GROUNDWATER
Hercules here – so let’s have a cheer!!

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You know what I hate? People who moan on about the same old thing.
When somebody in the supermarket says ‘ I can’t find anything since they moved it all around. I don’t know why they can’t leave things alone. It’d make life so much simpler!’

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IT MAKES ME WANT TO LAUGH AND CRY’

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Would you really want your life to be even more pathetic than it is? Do you want to be picking the same thing in the same shop, from the same aisle and the same shelf – day after day after year after year?

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You want to be a robot then? Or be taken over by robots?

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REJOICE! We are supposed to be hunter-gatherers aren’t we? We are supposed to be super intelligent apes aren’t we?

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So – be thankful that your store manager is giving you brain training, stimulating your senses and emulating your natural instincts.

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Go into that supermarket and get hunting and gathering. Find where the best meat is and toss it into your hunter’s bag.

Search out where the seedless grapes thrive and the family mushrooms are to be found this week. Gather them into your basket.
Calculate the best deals, compute what you need and what you can afford.

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Compete against your hunting rivals and proceed to check out with your bounty.
Pass through the portal of payment. Take it all back to your home camp
CONSUME and ENJOY.

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Seek, find, eat, live. Then do it all again.

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It may not be as satisfying as a romp across the plains, but it may sometimes be the closest we can get.

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I’m now going off to Morrison’s – get out of my way you moaning robots, Hercules the Hunter is on the prowl!

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