BARMY MUSINGS by HERCULES GROUNDWATER

Hercules here –  here is something queer!

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Observations on the  Wonky Tower at Pisa, Italy

Today I visited a place called Pisa in Italy and came across an extraordinary phenomenon.

It seems that there is a tower there that has been somewhat less than perpendicular for quite a long period, and I amused myself for a goodly time in observation of the goings-on at that place.

The local custom, I was told, was for visitors to attempt to rectify (to 90 degrees) the slow falling of the edifice using various techniques.

Dear Reader, here are some of my a-musings that you may also find tickling your humerus:

The Oriental Poke was wide of the mark…….

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Sympathetic Magic was tried by the Young Psychokinetic Dance Troupe

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This young lady, named Gentle Pat, had a degree of success…

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But they needed to bring in

Lady Pat the Elder, with her lovely assistant to bolster ‘Team Pat’

A mechanical aid was tried by this enterprising Australian lady (sadly she incorrectly applied the southern hemisphere method)

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A local country gentleman tried horse power, but to no avail

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Young children were now adopting

The Immovable Tower

as the hairstyle of the day

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The shananigans were good fun, but the local militia were deployed to dampen down the excessive hysteria

 militia

It was time for divine help – the puttis were called for, but were much  too …..playful

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The Serious Angel tried from above, but …

Oh My God !!  the downfall was truly shattering

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That stubborn stump refused to straighten

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Finally – a particularly handsome – and strong – lifting device was employed

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The whole thing was moved to Rome – where – and who would credit it  – the contractors were not told to place it on the perpendicular so the silly blighters have ended up with the same angle of inexactitude!!!

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What a splendid day that was.

For my Barmy Musings

                                                                                          Hercules Groundwater

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