Press 1 if your memory is so bad you can’t remember your own password
Press 2 if you are frustrated because you’ve not heard back from us for at least ten minutes
Press 3 if you are ringing us with yet another of your problems
Press 4 If you are a senior manger
Press 5 If you are not a senior manager or would like to leave a voice mail
Press 6 if you can’t remember anything of this short list.